fynneyseas:

comedycentral:

Click here to watch more of Jordan Klepper and Jessica Williams’s safety tips for college students from last night’s Daily Show.

WATCH THE VIDEO, THEY DO A NOT ALL MEN BIT AT THE END


hoshispades:

hoshispades:

everybodys got a water buffalo 

stop stop right this instant what do you think youre doing

you cant say everyones got a water buffalo everyone does not have a water buffalo we’re going to get nasty letters saying wheres my water buffalo why dont i have a water buffalo and are you prepared to deal with that i dont think so stop being so silly

 

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dulect:

"So what else do you do besides go on your computer?"

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pineplapple:

In New Zealand our drinking age is 18 but the drink driving tolerance for under 20s is zero and my friend who’s a cop said he gets great pleasure out of breathalising sober under 20 year olds and watching the terror fill their face as he tells them they’re 10 times over the legit drinking limit cause ten times zero is still zero



kharbear:

spn-fandom-breathing-heavily:

westbor0baptistchurch:

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

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not even risking that shit

I just died


"Congrats to Dylan O’Brien - Young Hollywood Awards Breakthrough Actor 2014"
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padafabulous:

Things that are important in the season 10 teaser:

  • Sam saying that he hates demons to Dean
  • Dean chasing Sam with an axe
  • Sam looking really scared like a puppy
  • Sam doing something really bad while searching for Dean
  • Dean’s sex hair
  • Dean’s hella sexy demon eyes
  • Dean still calling Sam “Sammy” 
  • Dean still calling Sam “Sammy”
  • DEAN STILL CALLING SAM “SAMMY”

Anonymous asked:"what's the dorito thing w chris evans and rdj?"

bleep0bleep:

It’s a thing in Marvel fandom, where this particular screencap of Captain America got tagged with how his shoulder-to-waist ratio is exactly like a Dorito chip. 

It got incredibly popular and spouted a bunch of artists to do fun pieces like “How to Draw Captain America. 1. Draw Dorito —>” and then the artist would have a Cap appear out of nowhere. 

So the fact that RDJ called Chris Evans a Dorito now is just super funny, like they know all our silly nicknames. 


sirenwithcoldbuttcheeks:

puff-to-tuff:

These are just the right mix of douchy and nerdy I was looking for.

I NEED THESE